What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?